1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,704 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:11,538 Ow! 3 00:00:11,605 --> 00:00:15,409 This is my dad. 4 00:00:15,475 --> 00:00:19,213 This is my mom. [laughs] 5 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:20,880 This is my sister. 6 00:00:20,947 --> 00:00:21,915 She's shy. 7 00:00:21,982 --> 00:00:24,084 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:24,151 --> 00:00:26,453 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,456 And this... 10 00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:32,859 this is my show! 11 00:00:36,196 --> 00:00:39,133 [cheerful music] 12 00:00:39,199 --> 00:00:41,568 * * 13 00:00:41,635 --> 00:00:43,737 - * Hey-la-di-di-ta-ta-ta * 14 00:00:43,803 --> 00:00:45,105 Hmm. 15 00:00:45,172 --> 00:00:47,741 [humming] 16 00:00:49,109 --> 00:00:52,146 * Delivering the newspaper, ya-ta-ta-ta * 17 00:00:52,212 --> 00:00:53,780 - Thanks, Squidward. 18 00:00:53,847 --> 00:00:57,184 - * Picking up the cash, ya-ta-ta-ta-ta * 19 00:00:57,251 --> 00:00:59,253 [party horns trumpet] - Ooh! 20 00:00:59,319 --> 00:01:01,288 He remembered my birthday. 21 00:01:01,355 --> 00:01:02,956 - [hums] 22 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:04,591 - [grumbling] 23 00:01:04,658 --> 00:01:06,126 Thank you, Squidward. 24 00:01:06,193 --> 00:01:08,228 [cash register dings] - [grunts] 25 00:01:08,295 --> 00:01:10,297 * Lookin' really cool * 26 00:01:10,364 --> 00:01:11,498 - Thanks, Squidward. 27 00:01:11,565 --> 00:01:12,566 [cash register dings] - [grunts] 28 00:01:12,632 --> 00:01:15,202 * Ya-ta-ta-ta * 29 00:01:15,269 --> 00:01:16,636 - Ha! 30 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:18,205 Trouble in Shell City? 31 00:01:18,272 --> 00:01:21,208 [dramatic music] 32 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:22,276 * * 33 00:01:22,342 --> 00:01:24,611 Thanks, Squidward. 34 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:26,613 [worm barking] - * Walking down the street * 35 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,448 * Ya-ta-ta-ta * 36 00:01:28,515 --> 00:01:30,417 Aah! 37 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:32,519 [cash register dings] 38 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,154 * Worm kissed my nose * 39 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:35,722 * Ya-ta-ta-ta * 40 00:01:35,789 --> 00:01:37,757 * This guy never pays * 41 00:01:37,824 --> 00:01:40,360 * Ya-ta-ta-ta * [doorbell rings] 42 00:01:40,427 --> 00:01:43,730 - Oh, boy! A newspaper for me? 43 00:01:43,797 --> 00:01:45,765 - Huh? - Thanks, paperboy. 44 00:01:45,832 --> 00:01:47,634 - * You still owe me cash * 45 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:49,703 * Ya-ta-ta-ta * 46 00:01:49,769 --> 00:01:51,938 - I'll hit you back. * Ya-ta-ta-ta * 47 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,174 - Huh? Aah! 48 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:56,310 [grumbles] 49 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:58,478 [grunts] Oh! 50 00:01:58,545 --> 00:02:01,948 Ha! Ow! [groans] 51 00:02:02,015 --> 00:02:04,784 Aha. 52 00:02:04,851 --> 00:02:06,420 Aah! [groans] 53 00:02:06,486 --> 00:02:07,821 Typical. 54 00:02:07,887 --> 00:02:09,022 Huh? 55 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:12,126 - I've already seen these sections. 56 00:02:12,126 --> 00:02:14,161 - [sighs] 57 00:02:14,228 --> 00:02:16,996 [grunting] 58 00:02:17,131 --> 00:02:19,366 - Squidward! 59 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:20,734 - [grunts] Huh? 60 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,303 - Come on. Hurry up. 61 00:02:24,238 --> 00:02:26,140 - Hi! [giggles] 62 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:29,042 - [grumbles] 63 00:02:29,143 --> 00:02:30,510 Huh? 64 00:02:30,577 --> 00:02:32,146 Aww. 65 00:02:32,179 --> 00:02:35,649 - Squidward, you're my favorite grandson. 66 00:02:35,715 --> 00:02:36,650 - Ow! - Probably 'cause 67 00:02:36,716 --> 00:02:38,485 you're my only grandson. 68 00:02:38,552 --> 00:02:41,788 - What was that? - Oh, nothing, dear. 69 00:02:41,855 --> 00:02:45,058 You can't let Cecil stiff you like that. 70 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:48,728 Remember, my boy, you're a Tentacles. 71 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:51,598 And nobody stiffs a Tentacles. 72 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,468 Just look at your roughneck relatives 73 00:02:54,534 --> 00:02:57,171 throughout our family's history. 74 00:02:57,237 --> 00:03:00,407 There was your great uncle, Tentacles the Hun. 75 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:01,441 - [growls] 76 00:03:01,508 --> 00:03:03,042 - Ahh! 77 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:07,314 - And your gangster cousin, Teddy "The Sucker" Tentacles. 78 00:03:07,381 --> 00:03:09,015 - Pthew! 79 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:12,586 - Or your great-great-great- grandfather, 80 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:14,521 Tentacleez the Serpent Slayer. 81 00:03:14,588 --> 00:03:15,855 [Hydra roars] 82 00:03:15,922 --> 00:03:18,792 - * I slayed a hydra, ya-ta-ta-ta-ta * 83 00:03:18,858 --> 00:03:20,260 [yells] - [grunts] 84 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:23,663 - Or look at this rugged young lady. 85 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:26,233 - Granny, is that you? 86 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,535 Both: You're darn right it's me. 87 00:03:28,602 --> 00:03:31,037 - [giggles] 88 00:03:31,104 --> 00:03:33,673 - And I'm gonna help you get your money back 89 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,074 from that tightwad. 90 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:37,711 - Oh, thank you, Grand-Mama. 91 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:39,613 - Since you're such a creampuff. 92 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,415 - What was that? - Nothing. 93 00:03:41,481 --> 00:03:42,882 [doorbell rings] 94 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:44,551 - Yes? 95 00:03:44,618 --> 00:03:47,053 - You owe my grandson money! 96 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,257 Now, fork it over, you blue blockhead. 97 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:51,458 - Uh, no thanks. 98 00:03:51,525 --> 00:03:53,293 I already didn't give at the office. 99 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,628 [grunts] Ooh. 100 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:55,795 - [grunts] 101 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,464 [crackles, crashes] 102 00:03:58,432 --> 00:03:59,499 - Ahh! 103 00:03:59,566 --> 00:04:00,700 - [panting] 104 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,135 [grunts] 105 00:04:02,236 --> 00:04:05,272 * I've escaped without a trace * 106 00:04:05,339 --> 00:04:09,309 - Now, where did that cheapskate go? 107 00:04:09,376 --> 00:04:11,245 - Oh, well. Thanks for trying anyway. 108 00:04:11,311 --> 00:04:13,547 Let's go. Ahh! - We're not leaving 109 00:04:13,613 --> 00:04:17,150 until you get your money, you lily-livered-- 110 00:04:17,251 --> 00:04:19,253 - What was that? - Nothing. 111 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:23,056 - Hmm? Ooh. 112 00:04:23,122 --> 00:04:25,725 Aha! - Ew! 113 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:27,294 - Mustache hairs. 114 00:04:27,361 --> 00:04:29,563 [chomping] 115 00:04:29,629 --> 00:04:32,632 And they're still warm. 116 00:04:32,699 --> 00:04:34,601 He must be close. 117 00:04:35,802 --> 00:04:38,705 - * Closer than you think * 118 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:40,707 [chuckles] 119 00:04:40,774 --> 00:04:42,276 - Give us that money! 120 00:04:42,342 --> 00:04:43,543 both: Ahh! 121 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,611 [loud thud] 122 00:04:44,678 --> 00:04:46,446 - [humming] 123 00:04:46,513 --> 00:04:47,647 [both groan] 124 00:04:47,714 --> 00:04:50,049 [cheerful music] 125 00:04:50,116 --> 00:04:52,619 - Hey, there might be some spare change 126 00:04:52,686 --> 00:04:54,454 in these pockets. 127 00:04:54,521 --> 00:04:55,689 [washing machine rumbles] 128 00:04:55,755 --> 00:04:57,691 [both grunting] 129 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,759 [washing machine thudding] 130 00:04:59,826 --> 00:05:01,060 - Whoa! [both grunt] 131 00:05:01,127 --> 00:05:03,997 - Hey! A big fuzz ball! 132 00:05:04,063 --> 00:05:05,899 [laughing] 133 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:09,102 [both grunting] 134 00:05:12,972 --> 00:05:14,308 - Touchdown! 135 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:16,676 [both grunt] - Whoo-hoo! 136 00:05:16,743 --> 00:05:19,813 Mom! I won! 137 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:21,515 [laughs] 138 00:05:21,915 --> 00:05:24,784 - That kid is even dumber than his father. 139 00:05:24,851 --> 00:05:26,386 [laughter] - [growls] 140 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:28,087 both: Whoa! 141 00:05:28,154 --> 00:05:29,122 - [grunts] 142 00:05:29,188 --> 00:05:31,625 * * 143 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:34,093 - Time for a clean getaway. 144 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,830 [chuckles] 145 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:38,632 [grunting] 146 00:05:38,698 --> 00:05:40,634 [gargling] 147 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:48,442 - Now, where would I hide if I was a tightwad? 148 00:05:48,508 --> 00:05:49,943 - * No one can find me here * 149 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:53,046 * In the upstairs bathroom * 150 00:05:53,112 --> 00:05:56,350 - I have a hunch he's in the upstairs bathroom. 151 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:58,051 Ha-ha-ha. 152 00:05:58,117 --> 00:05:59,753 After you, Granny. 153 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:03,189 [echoing] Granny, Granny, Granny, Granny. 154 00:06:03,256 --> 00:06:05,925 - I'm not climbing those stairs. 155 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:08,595 I'm a little old lady. 156 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:10,530 - Well, then how are we gonna-- ahh! 157 00:06:10,597 --> 00:06:11,731 Whoa. 158 00:06:11,798 --> 00:06:14,067 [engine revving] 159 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:15,835 Aaah! 160 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,372 [groans] - [laughs] 161 00:06:20,139 --> 00:06:23,710 - I wish you would tell me before you do stuff like that. 162 00:06:23,777 --> 00:06:25,178 - Sorry, dear. 163 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:27,381 You big baby. - What was that? 164 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:31,150 - Nothing. Now, get ready to get paid. 165 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:35,121 - * Shower, shower, la, la, la, la, la * 166 00:06:35,188 --> 00:06:37,557 - Uh-huh. [growls] Ha-ha! 167 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:38,592 - Huh? 168 00:06:38,658 --> 00:06:40,827 - * You'll never catch me * 169 00:06:42,429 --> 00:06:44,764 - Why that slippery simpleton. 170 00:06:44,831 --> 00:06:47,100 - Quick! Let's get downstairs and head him off. 171 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,535 - Hmm. both: Ahh! 172 00:06:48,602 --> 00:06:51,738 - [growls] - Nice toilet. Good boy. 173 00:06:51,805 --> 00:06:54,608 Granny, don't let the toilet hurt me. 174 00:06:54,674 --> 00:06:58,678 - [snarls] - [grunts] Ahh! 175 00:06:58,745 --> 00:07:02,716 [whimpers] - Aww. He likes you. 176 00:07:02,782 --> 00:07:04,050 Isn't that sweet? 177 00:07:04,117 --> 00:07:06,920 - No! It's unsanitary. 178 00:07:06,986 --> 00:07:08,622 - Ah, let's go get your money. 179 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:11,458 - [grumbles] - Come on! Shake a leg. 180 00:07:11,525 --> 00:07:15,294 - And that's why Neptune gives us four. 181 00:07:15,429 --> 00:07:17,296 [snickering] 182 00:07:17,431 --> 00:07:19,533 * * 183 00:07:19,599 --> 00:07:21,601 - [grunting] Whoa. 184 00:07:21,668 --> 00:07:24,203 [groans] Dad, you gotta help me. 185 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:25,805 Granny Tentacles is after me, and-- 186 00:07:25,872 --> 00:07:28,875 - Tut-tut, son. I heard all about it. 187 00:07:28,942 --> 00:07:31,778 And my ears didn't like what they heard. 188 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:34,147 - [whimpering] 189 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:37,651 - The star family comes from a long line 190 00:07:37,717 --> 00:07:41,254 of cheap, unpaying skinflints. 191 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,458 Throughout history, the Stingy Stars 192 00:07:44,491 --> 00:07:47,527 have never ever paid for a newspaper 193 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:49,963 delivered by a Tentacle. - [laughs] 194 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:52,331 - It's a proud tradition. 195 00:07:52,466 --> 00:07:56,302 - Ahh! - You owe me money! 196 00:07:56,369 --> 00:08:00,373 - A skinflint, huh? So that's what I am. 197 00:08:00,474 --> 00:08:01,775 - You're darn right. 198 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:04,544 But Granny Tentacles isn't gonna quit 199 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:07,481 until she gets what she wants. 200 00:08:07,547 --> 00:08:10,283 I ought to know; she's my girlfriend. 201 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:13,252 - What was that? - Nothing, nothing. 202 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:14,554 - We need to come up with a plan 203 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,222 to get rid of them. 204 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:18,391 Let's put our brains together. 205 00:08:18,492 --> 00:08:21,327 [both grunting] 206 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:27,133 - I think I have an idea. 207 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,503 - [moaning] 208 00:08:29,536 --> 00:08:31,571 [drill rattling] - [grunting] 209 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:33,573 Maybe there's some money in here. 210 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,875 [gasps] - Oh, Tentacles. 211 00:08:35,942 --> 00:08:38,277 Come get your money. 212 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:40,614 [both grunting] 213 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:46,586 - All right, Scrooge, where's the cash? 214 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:49,088 - I'm not paying for this newspaper. 215 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:50,524 [grunts] 216 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:52,859 There's no ink on it. 217 00:08:52,926 --> 00:08:53,927 - [inhales deeply] 218 00:08:56,195 --> 00:09:01,167 - Extra, extra! Skinflint Star won't pay paperboy! 219 00:09:01,234 --> 00:09:03,837 - It's got ink now. Pay him! 220 00:09:03,903 --> 00:09:05,739 - No, no. Please don't hurt me. 221 00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:08,074 Your money's over there. 222 00:09:08,141 --> 00:09:09,543 both: Huh? 223 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:11,978 - Oh, I can't believe it. 224 00:09:12,045 --> 00:09:16,049 Five years of unpaid newspaper money. 225 00:09:16,115 --> 00:09:19,553 Oh, thank you, Grand-Mama, thank you. 226 00:09:19,553 --> 00:09:22,321 Oh, thank you! 227 00:09:22,388 --> 00:09:25,158 Hey, the money is melting. 228 00:09:25,224 --> 00:09:27,827 It's made of papier-m�ch�. 229 00:09:27,894 --> 00:09:30,429 [sobbing] 230 00:09:30,564 --> 00:09:32,799 - Something smells fishy around here. 231 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:35,902 [foghorn blares] - I wonder why? 232 00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:39,405 - Here, cry on that. - [sobs] 233 00:09:39,472 --> 00:09:42,642 - And that too! - [sobs] 234 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:47,213 - What? Everything's made of papier-m�ch�. 235 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,017 - You can't shakedown a Star. You hear me, 236 00:09:51,084 --> 00:09:53,787 you hear me, you paper-pushing Tentacles? 237 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,089 - Cecil may be a dope, 238 00:09:56,155 --> 00:10:00,026 but Grandpat is one smart pierogi. 239 00:10:00,093 --> 00:10:03,630 That's why he's Granny's little sugarpants. 240 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:06,165 - What was that? - Nothing, dear. 241 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:08,802 - Oh, boy. 242 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:10,804 - Whoa! The whole place is collapsing. 243 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:14,974 Run for it! both: Ahh! 244 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:18,377 - * Dad, we're a genius * 245 00:10:18,444 --> 00:10:21,414 [laughter] 246 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,216 Huh? Uh-oh. 247 00:10:23,282 --> 00:10:26,052 Uh, Dad? - Y-yes, son? 248 00:10:26,119 --> 00:10:29,188 - I think we'd better run. - Good idea, son. 249 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:34,193 Like your great-great-great- grandfather always used to say, 250 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:37,163 "Look out! There's a house falling on you." 251 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:39,699 [both grunting] 252 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:49,843 - Ooh, look! A free newspaper. With comic strips! 253 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:52,378 "Mr. Star and the Paper Boy." 254 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:55,114 Ooh, my favorite. [giggles] 255 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:58,284 That dopey paperboy is never gonna get his money 256 00:10:58,351 --> 00:10:59,719 from that cheapskate. 257 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:03,256 - It's funny because it's true. 258 00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:05,391 - [giggles] Yeah. 259 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,761 - Don't listen to that nincompoop. 260 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,462 I'll get your money. 261 00:11:09,528 --> 00:11:14,067 - I know you will, Granny. In a pig's eye. 262 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,035 - What was that? - Noting. 263 00:11:16,102 --> 00:11:18,672 * Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta * 264 00:11:20,106 --> 00:11:23,042 [dramatic music] 265 00:11:23,109 --> 00:11:24,978 * * 266 00:11:25,044 --> 00:11:26,980 [birds chirping] 267 00:11:27,046 --> 00:11:31,184 * * 268 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,452 [all cheering] 269 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:40,694 * * 270 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,336 - Ahh, ooh. 271 00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:51,705 [giggles] 272 00:11:51,738 --> 00:11:53,773 - Well, Princess Ham Hock, 273 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,876 enjoying the spring porkquinox festival? 274 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,778 - Yes, Father. 275 00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:01,715 I just love singing gravy carols. 276 00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:04,017 - [burps] - Ooh. 277 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,051 [laughter] 278 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:06,219 - Leedle leedle lee. - Huh? 279 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:10,289 - We must have done the ritual wrong! 280 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,158 [all screaming] 281 00:12:12,225 --> 00:12:16,429 - The pointy maw! It has returned! 282 00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:19,132 - [roars] 283 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,770 [dramatic music] 284 00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:25,371 - Back, foul beast. 285 00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:27,273 - [chomping] - [yells] 286 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,008 - [burps] 287 00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:33,446 - Ham kin! Only a sacrifice will appease 288 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:36,415 the pointy mouth of doom! 289 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,583 Guards! 290 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,285 - Eee! 291 00:12:39,352 --> 00:12:40,754 Ooh...what? 292 00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:42,621 Where are you taking me? 293 00:12:42,756 --> 00:12:46,760 [grunting] 294 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,263 Ahh! - Don't forget the mustard. 295 00:12:50,329 --> 00:12:52,498 - Ahh! My eyes! 296 00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,200 - [roars, chomps] 297 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,634 [sniffs] 298 00:12:55,769 --> 00:12:57,370 [growls] 299 00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:58,772 - [whimpers] 300 00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:00,573 * * 301 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,809 Ahh! 302 00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,779 [screams, groans] 303 00:13:05,812 --> 00:13:08,447 [jazzy music] 304 00:13:08,514 --> 00:13:11,017 - Ooh, don't eat me. 305 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,852 [chomps, laughs] 306 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,788 [horn blares] - Ahh! 307 00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:16,322 Whoa! - Whoa, whoa. 308 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:18,825 [clattering] 309 00:13:18,892 --> 00:13:20,693 Hamquake! 310 00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:22,695 - It's a seaquake. 311 00:13:22,796 --> 00:13:25,799 [all yelling] 312 00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:28,868 - Whoo. - [pants] 313 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,937 [grunts] Aw. 314 00:13:31,004 --> 00:13:33,272 - Huh? Mmm. 315 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:35,809 - [panting] 316 00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:38,845 - Aw. [chuckles] 317 00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:41,514 - Hold on, the only thing shaking 318 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,382 is our coffee pot. 319 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:46,152 - Huh. Coffee always gives me the jitters. 320 00:13:46,219 --> 00:13:47,720 [slurps] 321 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,889 * * 322 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,325 [grunts, sighs] 323 00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:53,659 [snores] 324 00:13:53,726 --> 00:13:56,395 - Oh, well. At least we all got out in time. 325 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:59,833 - Yeah! Everybody except Grandpat. 326 00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:01,000 all: Grandpat! 327 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:04,570 - [snores] [glass shatters] 328 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:06,705 - Grandpat, get out of the house! 329 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,441 It's not safe! 330 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:11,710 Ahh! 331 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:14,914 - [clucking] 332 00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:19,618 [squawks] 333 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:23,857 [clucking] 334 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:26,459 [loud crashing] 335 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:29,863 - Our house! It's running away! 336 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,598 - Oh, no. Where will we live? 337 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,533 - Where will we sleep? 338 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,370 [together] Where will we watch TV? 339 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:41,007 - Don't worry. We'll track our house down. 340 00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:44,310 Activate the mobile studio mobile. 341 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,644 [grunts] 342 00:14:46,545 --> 00:14:49,048 * * 343 00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:50,749 Ha! [grunts] 344 00:14:50,884 --> 00:14:51,951 - Ooh. 345 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,887 [applause] 346 00:14:53,953 --> 00:14:56,389 - She went thataway! 347 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,157 - Let's ride. 348 00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,525 [engine turns over] 349 00:14:59,592 --> 00:15:02,128 The car goes... [car horn beeps] 350 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,097 [tires squealing] 351 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:07,266 [loud thud] 352 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,902 - [screams] [tires squealing] 353 00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:11,704 - [snoring] 354 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,506 [grunting] 355 00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:14,507 Ugh! 356 00:15:14,573 --> 00:15:16,675 [yawns] 357 00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:19,278 My goofball family must be doing 358 00:15:19,345 --> 00:15:22,048 their disco yoga exercises again. 359 00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:24,918 Oh, well. Better start the day. 360 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:27,586 - [clucking] 361 00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,322 - Ahh! Ahh! 362 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,257 [grunts] - [clucks] 363 00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:32,558 [alarm blares] 364 00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:35,794 - [grunting] 365 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:40,099 - [clucking] 366 00:15:41,935 --> 00:15:44,370 [footsteps pounding] 367 00:15:45,939 --> 00:15:48,241 [tires squealing] 368 00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:52,411 - So minty. 369 00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:53,947 - Hmph. - Argh. 370 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:57,116 - [clucking] 371 00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:01,820 - Mm-hmm. Hmm. 372 00:16:01,955 --> 00:16:03,456 Mm-hmm. 373 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:07,493 Mm-hmm. Don't you have any bigger TVs? 374 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,095 - [crows] 375 00:16:09,162 --> 00:16:12,231 - Ahh! - Huh? 376 00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:13,399 [tires squealing] - Whoa! 377 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:15,834 - I'll take it! 378 00:16:15,969 --> 00:16:17,570 [groans] 379 00:16:17,636 --> 00:16:19,572 [together] Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 380 00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:21,240 - Oh-oh-oh! 381 00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:24,277 - No! We lost it! 382 00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:26,712 - [barks] - What is it, Tinkle? 383 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:30,516 - [sniffing] 384 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,684 [howls] 385 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,488 - Oh, I think Tinkle has the scent. 386 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:37,456 Follow that toilet! 387 00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:39,125 [upbeat funky music] 388 00:16:39,192 --> 00:16:41,227 - [barking] 389 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:44,330 * * 390 00:16:44,397 --> 00:16:45,999 [barks] [engine revs] 391 00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:47,766 - [clucking] 392 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,602 [twangy music] 393 00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:50,803 [tires screeching] - Hey! 394 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,638 [bike bells ding] - I'm Perch Perkins 395 00:16:52,705 --> 00:16:55,508 at the annual Bikini Bottom race 396 00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:59,345 of way too many cyclists. [bike bell dings] 397 00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:00,879 - Ahh! - Ooh! 398 00:17:01,014 --> 00:17:02,448 - Ahh! - Ahh! 399 00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:06,519 - Not even a giant living house eating fish whole 400 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:08,754 will stop these competitors from-- 401 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,789 [screams] 402 00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,691 * * 403 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,428 [engine revs] - [squawks] 404 00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:17,530 [thudding footsteps] 405 00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,933 - [mumbling] 406 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,368 [screams] 407 00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:24,903 - [grunting] 408 00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:27,473 - The contestants are taking a new course this year. 409 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:31,477 - [clucking] 410 00:17:31,544 --> 00:17:32,845 [tires squealing] 411 00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,847 - This is Perch Perkins signing off! 412 00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:36,082 [loud explosion] 413 00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:39,885 - You're up, big brother. 414 00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:41,587 - Uhh...uhh... 415 00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:46,359 It's Pat-a-rang time! 416 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:47,826 - [yells] 417 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:51,697 - [groans] - [grunts] 418 00:17:51,764 --> 00:17:53,632 - Nice moves, honey bunny. 419 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,501 - Oh, thank you, cuddle muffin. 420 00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:57,570 Mm-hmm. [grunts] 421 00:17:57,636 --> 00:17:59,305 Hit the brakes! - [groans] 422 00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:01,740 [tires screeching] 423 00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,542 - Ahh! [loud crash] 424 00:18:03,609 --> 00:18:06,079 - [clucking] 425 00:18:06,145 --> 00:18:10,749 * * 426 00:18:10,816 --> 00:18:13,286 - [chuckles] - Ahh-ahh. 427 00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:15,354 - [clucking] 428 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:17,390 [all yelling] 429 00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:20,593 [bells dinging] 430 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:22,961 [loud crash] 431 00:18:23,096 --> 00:18:24,497 [all groan] 432 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,931 - [groans] Huh? 433 00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:28,634 - [crows] - [gasps] Our house! 434 00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:32,138 Aw, we can't drive up the side of a building! 435 00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:33,806 - Aw, don't worry. 436 00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:36,109 We'll take the elevator instead. 437 00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:37,676 [tires squealing] 438 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:38,911 [upbeat music] 439 00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:40,479 [loud crash] 440 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:44,550 [cackling] 441 00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:46,319 [bell dings] 442 00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:49,122 - What? - [screams] 443 00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:50,456 [cackling] 444 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:52,858 [elevator dings] - [laughs] 445 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,527 - My eggs! 446 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,662 * * 447 00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:59,132 [tires squealing] 448 00:18:59,198 --> 00:19:03,969 - [pants] - [yells] 449 00:19:04,036 --> 00:19:06,139 [all gasp] 450 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:09,041 [both trilling] 451 00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:13,979 - Aw, our house is in love with a toaster oven. 452 00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:18,251 - Oh, it was migrating to find a mate. 453 00:19:18,317 --> 00:19:20,453 - [clucks] Aw. 454 00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:23,956 - Oh, of course. It does this every year. 455 00:19:24,022 --> 00:19:26,559 - And every year we forget. 456 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,294 - [whistles, dings] 457 00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,596 [clucks] 458 00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:33,366 [crackling] 459 00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:34,367 - [chirping] 460 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,169 [together] Aww. 461 00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:43,209 - [retches] - Ew. 462 00:19:43,276 --> 00:19:44,510 [burps] 463 00:19:44,577 --> 00:19:45,678 [bell dings] 464 00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:48,781 [mystical music] 465 00:19:48,847 --> 00:19:50,883 - [gasps] Shut the door! 466 00:19:50,949 --> 00:19:52,685 You're letting all the steam out! 467 00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:55,654 - Oh, Grandpat! You're okay! 468 00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:58,824 - Grandpat, come on out of there. 469 00:19:58,891 --> 00:20:03,028 - No way. I finally got my own pad 470 00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:07,266 with a caffeinated sauna. Whoo! 471 00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:11,637 - [chirping] - Ha-ha! 472 00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:15,007 Whoo! 473 00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:17,676 both: Dibs on his room! - Aw. 474 00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:20,313 - But how do we get the house back home? 475 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:23,416 - [clucking] - Hmm. 476 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:26,051 I think I have an idea. 477 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,823 - [clucking] 478 00:20:32,658 --> 00:20:35,093 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 479 00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:40,433 Here, housey-housey! 480 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:43,569 Come get your tasty coffee beans. 481 00:20:43,636 --> 00:20:45,571 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 482 00:20:45,638 --> 00:20:49,007 [grunts] - [chuckles] 483 00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,609 - Hmm. 484 00:20:50,676 --> 00:20:52,578 - [chuckles] - Ahh! 485 00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:53,746 [loud thud] 486 00:20:53,812 --> 00:20:56,315 - [clanging] 487 00:20:56,382 --> 00:20:59,285 [cheerful music] 488 00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:01,287 * * 489 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:03,722 - [applauds] 490 00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:04,857 Hmm. 491 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:08,060 all: Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh! 492 00:21:11,163 --> 00:21:12,365 - House! 493 00:21:12,431 --> 00:21:14,300 Ugh! 494 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,935 I'm so glad you're back. 495 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,437 [car horn honks] Huh? 496 00:21:18,504 --> 00:21:19,705 [regal music] 497 00:21:19,772 --> 00:21:21,039 [tires screeching] 498 00:21:22,675 --> 00:21:26,879 - My fellow Hamdonians, he is the pointy maw, 499 00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:30,115 destroyer of our meaty land. 500 00:21:30,182 --> 00:21:32,117 - Ooh! 501 00:21:32,184 --> 00:21:33,586 Hey, guys! 502 00:21:33,652 --> 00:21:36,555 Who wants to get in my mouth first? 503 00:21:36,622 --> 00:21:38,891 [all growling] 504 00:21:38,957 --> 00:21:40,493 - Get him. 505 00:21:42,628 --> 00:21:44,497 - [gulps] 506 00:21:44,563 --> 00:21:47,533 [whimpers] 507 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,670 * * 508 00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:54,673 [all yelling] 509 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:57,476 - [chirping] 510 00:21:57,543 --> 00:21:58,944 - Yah-hoo! 511 00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:03,544 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0